I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.

We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

Take ACTION! When we DO NOT take action, our potentiality becomes the soil that houses the seeds of our regret.

Everything comes by being! Be the love you seek. Be the friend you seek. Be the lover you seek. Be the honesty you seek. Be the integrity you seek.

It seems to me that any sensible person must see that violence does not change the world and if it does, then only temporarily.

Any approach to scientific inference which seeks to legitimize it and answer in reponse to complex uncertainty is, for me, a totalitarian parody of a would-be rational learning process.

I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

I just don't eat too much. That's never been my problem.

People don't realize the amount of stress you put on your body both physically and mentally from just the wear and tear of a season.

I look upon all four Gospels as thoroughly genuine, for there shines forth from them the reflected splendor of a sublimity proceeding from Jesus Christ.

Stories happen only to those who are able to tell them, someone once said. In the same way, perhaps, experiences present themselves only to those who are able to have them.