I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

The best kind of humans are the ones who stay.

My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

Until there are so many of them that no one dares to chase them anymore. Until they're an army in themselves. Because if a sufficient number of people are different, no one has to be normal.

He who sees cruelty and does nothing about it is himself cruel.

I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my bandmates for snoring.

Most couples have not had hundreds of arguments; they've had the same argument hundreds of times.

Silence is our enemy, and sound is our weapon.

I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire.

If you look at all the sports in China, the government is extremely involved and they are extremely proud of their athlete.

I looked up to Don Quarrie and Michael Johnson when I was younger. They were the best in the 200m which was my main event growing up.