I don't know too many people that are good at timing the market relative to macro-economic events.

Choosing individual stocks without any idea of what you're looking for is like running through a dynamite factory with a burning match. You may live, but you're still an idiot.

The secret to investing is to figure out the value of something - and then pay a lot less.

Here is part of the tradeoff with diversification. You must be diversified enough to survive bad times or bad luck so that skill and good process can have the chance to pay off over the long term.

The more confidence I have in each one of my stock picks, the fewer companies I need to own in my portfolio to feel comfortable.

Look down, not up, when making your initial investment decision. If you don’t lose money, most of the remaining alternatives are good ones.

Remember, it’s the quality of your ideas not the quantity that will result in the big money.

If I plug my estimates into the Magic Formula, and it comes out cheap, that's good.

Figure out what something is worth and pay a lot less.

If you spend your energies looking for and analysing situations not closely followed by other informed investors, your chance of finding bargains greatly increases.

I wait until an investment idea is so good, it hits me over the head like an anvil.

Just remember, honey, you only have one heart.

This indigested vomit of the Sea,Fell to the Dutch by Just Propriety.

You'd better do what you feel good about doing. If we [try] to figure out what it is the audience wants and then try to deliver it to them, we're lost souls on the ghost ship forever.

Everybody has something to prove each year. Everybody has a responsibility in this game. Even the batboy.

It's all in her walk, a cartoon swagger. Part Jayne Mansfield, part Muhammad Ali. Men never know if it's an invitation upstairs or an invitation outside.

[Heraclitus speaks as if] in entrancement ... but [also] truthfully.

Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth, and set down as gain each day that fortune grants.

Ask no questions and you'll hear no lies.

I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.

Bleep if I was going to stage a rescue in a freaking pantsuit.