I don't know what I was thinking when I was starting out. I was hoping I'd get paid to draw realistic pictures of hockey players. I still hold that hope alive.

A cartoonist's style is created by weaknesses and personal restrictions as much as strengths.

I'm not a good businessman and I don't promote myself particularly well. It's best I don't talk to anybody lest I alienate myself.

I'm an adequatist! I would be happy with something adequate. Perfection's out of the question.

If you can learn to convey what you express in the first rough sketch, you're really saying what you need to say in that.

I've been thinking of trying to de-caricaturize Donald Trump. I thought it would be fun to try and, since he's already a caricature, to make him normal looking.

The dread was built into the 2016 election - a little spoonful of dread.

All my drawings always sort of looked funny even if I was trying to do serious stuff and express myself about grim situations. It was always cartoony.

Be Positive is not just a blood type.

I am Captain Dakkan. I am in charge of this facility.""Captain Dakkan, " Ryan repeated. "It's good to meet you. I've heard... well... nothing about you...

The thing I know for sure is that at the end of my life, what I'm going to remember is the love I felt for my family and my friends, and whatever good I did for other people.

It's hard to be a breakout show and stay on top. We're like the flagship show over here.

Just be comfortable with who you are.

To feel abandoned is to deny the intimacy of your surroundings.

Your inner-most dominant thoughts become your outer-most tangible reality.

You make knowledge relevant to life and you make it important for children to learn things that will really relate to things going on in their lives, and not abstract.

Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.

The right to dissent is the only thing that makes life tolerable for a judge of an appellate court... the affairs of government could not be conducted by democratic standards without it.