I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off a bridge for me. I can't do that. I can only say, I owe you.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

And so we keep on thinking, because the next thought might be the answer.

When it comes to your looks, the only option in this world that matters is yours.

Idleness and solitude led to these dramatics: an ordinary turd indulging himself as the chief of sinners.

If one asks for success and prepares for failure he will get the situation he has prepared for.

One of the joys of being a grandparent is getting to see the world again through the eyes of a child.

I think my journalism is for readers who are smart and know that most people are lying to them, or being patronizing...

What's the use coming home to get the blues over what can't be helped.

“You may have eternity. I have only now.” “But this is eternity.”

A free and stable Iraq will be a shining light against the shadow of Islamic extremism.

Some hearts understand each other, even in silence.