I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Ragtime was a fanfare for the 20th century.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play

No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.

It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.

The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

By extending love and comfort to the broken places around us, we keep watch with Jesus in his sorrow.

It is not so easy as running and not running.

If he aint tellin his boys about you, you aint the one.

Animal rights activists gives disillusioned feminists an excuse to go back to being women protecting wee creatures without compromising their radical credentials

The biggest weapon of mass destruction in history is the AK-47, not Iranian nuclear weapons.

Spring is a true reconstructionist.

I think fashion is just part of my life and if it hadn't been fashion then it would have been something else.

Even more precious is his Edward writes, I'm always saying that it is not the spirits who are getting it wrong; it's more likely that I am misinterpreting their messages.

To the as-yet-unborn, to all innocent wisps of undifferentiated nothingness: Watch out for life.

Food is much better off the hand than the fork.