I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

One man's Mona Lisa is another man's velvet Elvis.

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Everyone visualizes whether he knows it or not. Visualizing is the great secret of success.

Hustle is just playing the game right.

Work first, and then rest.

The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner.

A goal without a date is just a dream.

Your voice dries up if you don't use it.

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember.

The seas and the weathers are what is; your vessels adapt to them or sink.