I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

The difference between failure and survival is that coping skill you used in between the struggles.

The town is man's world but this (country life) is of God.

It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.

My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.

The best thing about fear is that it provides a wonderful opportunity to demonstrate courage.

I've come to believe that whoever I am didn't start on December 14, 1946, and isn't going to end on whatever that mysterious date is in the future

An enemy despised is the most dangerous of all enemies.

There is no possession more valuable than a good and faithful friend.

Why, what is pomp, rule, reign, but earth and dust? And, live we how we can, yet die we must.