I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'

We are the children of the living God.

Reading can only take you so far, up to the moment where you must take action with your own hands

Man is whoever he thinks he is, within his own boundaries.

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.

Combine the dual qualities of empathy and ambitionin every sales relationship.

I wish everyone could experience being rich and famous, so they'd see it wasn't the answer to anything.

I've always thought that writing isn't really that hard. It's having a good idea that's hard.

Flaws make us all human, and you're rooting for characters because of those flaws. It's ageless if you're interested in relationships and the way people can or can't relate to each other.

Nearly everything in life goes in threes and fours.

Nothing is more costly, nothing is more sterile, than vengeance.