I don't know what the f--k I'm talking about with parenting.

I would like to thank the incomparable William H. Macy for taking a chunky 22-year-old with a bad perm and glasses out into a cow pasture and kissing me and making me his wife.

I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that’s already done. It’s dress up for your hair!

I look OK. I look better in person than I do on film, which is bad because it's how I make my living, but I am not a beauty and on balance I am glad.

Congress is attempting to eviscerate women's health care. Like many women across America, I am outraged.

I love actors. I married one. OK, I married a fantastic one.

As you grow up and get educated in the business, you go from, 'I want to do movies' to 'I want to work. In whatever.

A win for one is a win for all - and I'm not just saying that because Dumas did.

On marriage: You sort of stumble along and reconnect and lose each other and reconnect again.

Motherhood has been an exercise in guilt.

Beauty can make you powerful in a way that isn't good for you. Being OK is better for the person I have become.

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds.

We need to empower the world with the power of love.

Embellishing a story for whatever reason proves you're a liar. Doing it in front of someone who knows the truth proves your stupidity.

I can't believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm you were the quickest.

If you have a Bible that’s falling apart, you’ll have a life that’s not.

This generation must know that the total truthfulness of the bible is under continual assault.

The human body is an instrument for the production of art in the life of the human soul.

Time stands still best in moments that look suspiciously like ordinary life.

The best fruits are plucked for each by some hand that is not his own.

Sometimes it’s gin or sometimes it’s some champagne, and sometimes I go on stage with nothing at all. I’m turnt up, naturally.