I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

My favorite expression is: When you go up to the bell, ring it ? or don't go up to the bell.

Hey, I wasn’t a weirdo. I was in the audio-visual club.

As we say in the sewer, if you're not prepared to go all the way, don't put your boots on in the first place.

To be more successful, learn to distinguish between the truly unimportant and the truly important. Eventually you will be considered not only a genius, but a messiah as well.

I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud.

It's tough in the NHL; you have to produce on a high level. And everybody expects you to do it because you make a lot of money. And I never minded it. I always want to be that guy.

There are no impossible obstacles; there are just stronger and weaker wills, that’s all!

Love is apt to make lunatics of even men and saints.

We must fight all that we dislike in public life. We must substitute better ideas for wrong ideas.

Your purpose in life is to use your gifts and talents to help other people. Your journey in life teaches you how to do that.

I hope I shall be able to make some drawings in which there is something human.