I don’t know what to tell you, Perry. Life’s hard. Love’s harder

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Many of the wicked are receiving their wages now. Many Christians who may not be succeeding according to the world’s standards now, will reap great rewards in heaven.

We don't know how to be women because we were taught it was not OK to be girls. Our most natural impulses were thwarted and distorted.

People ... have no idea what a hard job it is for two writers to be friends. Sooner or later you have to talk about each other's work.

The purest surrealist act is walking into a crowd with a loaded gun and firing into it randomly

The substance of the constitution is preserved. That is a fact.

He who fears is literally delivered to destruction.

I vowed to myself when I got married that I would cook every night. I find it very therapeutic.

When you have something that close to you, you want to make sure that you're aware of it.

History is change happening one person at a time.

I am not a political figure. The fact is I am a humanitarian figure and always will be.