I don't know what you can possibly do for less than $50 to have somebody come in your house.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Travel is the best school

No man may make another free.

The impact of television on our culture is just indescribable.

Our attitude toward others reveals our genuine attitude toward God.

It's goodbye to some things. And hello to others.

Love is one of my main inspirations.

The thriller is not a recent invention. It probably goes back to the dawn of storytelling.

When people know they are created with a purpose, and not here by accident, it is life-changing.

The leader works in the open and the boss in covert. The leader leads, and the boss drives.

Poverty is abandonment. We have abandoned the poor.