I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.

The man who has not suffered - what does he know anyway?

It is the compelling power of great thoughts and ideas to engender phrases of equal size.

We are the fault line; if you don't deal with this fault line, you're going to have an earthquake, that's what we always said.

At sea a fellow comes out. Salt water is like wine, in that respect.

Karma is your survival and your bondage. And if you handle it right, it can also be your liberation.

Arizonians are deeply proud of Justice Sandra Day O'Connor's service to this country. She will always be remembered by Arizonans and all Americans as an extraordinary public servant.

Experiment is the mother of knowledge.

Thanks for not freaking out," I said. "Oh, I'm freaking out," Paul promised, his eyes wide. "I just think it's awesome!

I came to America to make it my home, and I did.