I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.

Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there.

Don’t you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was a really really long poem about everything.

Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming.

If I never wake again, I certainly will have lived while I was alive.

And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through.

I suspect that dreams are an integral part of existence, with far more use for us than we've made of them...The fine line between the dream state and reality is at times, for me, quite grey.

The end comes when the infinites arrive.

I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.

Put on your red shoes, and dance the blues.

You can neither win nor lose if you don't run the race

Change is uncomfortable and awkward at first. It has a ripping effect on those who refuse to go along with it. It is not fixed by crying, or worrying, or wallowing in self-pity and mental anguish.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends.

God, why didn't you make us all dogs?

The little black dress is the true friend...she travels with you...is patient and constant...you go to her when you don't know where else to go and she is ALWAYS reliable and timeless.

I look forward to the day when animals will have the right to run if they have legs, swim if they have fins, and fly if they have wings.

The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage.

The worse the man the better the soldier. If soldiers be not corrupt they ought to be made so.

I'm a huge pasta and pizza lover. I can eat those every single day.

I don't know, think for that relationship in particular age doesn't really come into play.