I don't know whether Europe will accept us, but Africa has already put us on their waiting list.

I'm ready to forgive him for the desire to be a king, but not for wanting to have 23 million court jesters.

The nation wept tears of remorse for their leader: the tear-gas accomplished what was expected.

If you can eat with mates or friends or family, I mean, it's such a brilliant thing isn't it? If you feel really rubbish and you have a nice bit of food it makes you feel good, you know?

When art critics get together they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine.

Never criticize, complain or condemn. Never forget to appreciate with love what is good in a person.

Anyone who takes the time to listen is either an old soul or a romantic one.

Man should strive to be a gentleman in a barbaric world, merciful in a merciless time and humane in an inhumane culture.

Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.

Some of my friends who know me best say they wouldn't trade places with me for $1 million because of the pace I lead.

I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.