I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

I'’ve been a Hip-Hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

Lo que sabemos es una gota de agua

There is no such a thing as missing the train of your life! Life is very rich and very generous

More than half the difficulties of the world would be allayed or removed by the exhibition of good temper.

All my life I have been happiest when the folks watching me said to each other, 'Look at the poor dope, wilya?

Woman gives herself as a prize to the weak and as a prop to the strong and no man ever has what he should.

[But] the man who dares not expose his life in the defence of his children and his property, has lost in society the first and most active energies of nature.

The Lord has warned and forewarned us against a day of great tribulation and given us counsel, through His Servants, on how we can be prepared for these difficult times. Have we heeded His counsel?

He was a man who understood the virtue of small things.

...falling in love could be achieved in a single word—a glance.

Any extraordinary degree of beauty in man or woman involves a moral charm.