I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

The truth is, we value your company, for want of any other. We have been left so much to our own devices—after a while one welcomes the uncertainty of being left to other people's.

Your real name is a mortal name. Now you need one that is immortal, the one that takes the high stage and plays above the rest. You can't be immortal and mortal at the same time.

We were really grown up for our age and it was an incredible special band.

But the gambling reasoner is incorrigible: if he would but take to squaring the circle, what a load of misery would be saved.

The trouble with marriage is that, while every woman is at heart a mother, every man is at heart a bachelor.

I hate the uncultivated crowd and keep them at a distance. Favour me by your tongues (keep silence). [Lat., Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. Favete linguis.]

We cannot have real independence unless the people banish the touch-me-not spirit from their hearts.

I love working with smart-funny people.

Mine is the first generation able to contemplate the possibility that we may live our entire lives without going to war or sending our children to war.

Everyone Has A Will To Win But Very Few Have The Will To Prepare To Win