I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

With great power... comes need to take a nap. Wake me up later

It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb.

As we grow older, the memories of early life brighten, those of maturity and senescence grow dim and confused.

When one wishes to play the wit, he sometimes wander a little from the truth.

We do not believe that you can be 'half responsible' or pick and choose the convenient areas to be responsible in

To act is to anchor in the imminent future.

I feel connected to whatever is out there.

My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown.

Like a stone That rolls down a hill, I have come to this day.

It's not just our job to minister to other peoples' needs. We also have to minister to their potential.