I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!

Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!!

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you.

I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!

I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.

Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.

We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you’re crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you’re worried about being proper?

It is a blessed bliss to live to be old.

To live in a peaceful home is to experience paradise on earth

Women should never go without earrings. Passing on them is an opportunity missed.

I believe in peace. I believe in mercy.

I've always suffered from being labelled a horror writer - just because I didn't go to university, just because I still talk in my natural voice, just because I'm not as articulate as Martin Amis.

Get out, realize your dream, and go for it

If there was acceptance of the mentally ill in the Catholic Church, the entire Curia would resign!

Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart.

All schools of philosophy, and almost all authors, are rather to be frequented for exercise than for weight.