I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands.

And what is enlightenment anyway but delusions we can live with?

Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.

Pickpocket is a sink-or-swim profession, not something that can be taught in the comfort of your living room.

It is the province of knowledge to speak, and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.

Forgiveness is a powerful expression of the love within our soul.

Clutter-clearing is modern-day alchemy.

Everybody free-solos. When you walk to the store, you're free-soloing. It's just a matter of the difficulty of the route.

These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess.

Husbands and wives are equal partners. They have different but complementary responsibilities.

Carry on! Carry on! Fight the good fight and true; Believe in you mission, greet life with a cheer.