I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Peace is a deeper reality than violence."p. 231

Time flies when you are having fun.

Cautionary tales were fantastic in the '70s.

Obsession can be a great thing or it can also destroy lives.

An unimaginative person can neither be reverent nor kind.

Young people who learn the arts do better in every phase of their lives.

I believe in magic, psychics and all that.

I would rather be alone and a loud voice for action than be silent.

The trade of banks is the buying and selling of interest and exchange.