I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

War doesn't negate decency. It demands it, even more than in times of peace." - Baba

If you are not thinking differently, you are not exercising your freedom.

Bliss ThrivesFrom within, Deep insideWhere Love dives.

I hope that Angela Merkel can become the chancellor of the rebuilding of Europe, in close cooperation with the role that I will play in the process.

Happily, I come out of a Calvinist tradition in which the Hebrew Bible carries as much authority as the New Testament. No different weight is given to one or the other.

In no way can words convey the nagual. But they open up the possibility. They allow an admission on the island of the tonal.

I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.

The snow has at last melted, the fields regain their herbage, and the trees their leaves.

We may, without offending any laws of good taste, require of an architect, as we do of a novelist, that he should be not only correct, but entertaining.

I wanted to make an image for myself as an outlaw type. A kind of rock 'n' roll sensibility.