I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

To many people fall short of their goals because they mistakenly believe that losing is just another comfortable place to sit.

Vampire fans read the vampire not as death but as possibility

The use of encrypted communication and data storage to shield terrorist coordination from intelligence and law-enforcement authorities is known as 'going dark.'

In terms of perceptions of the culture, most people don't think about music. They're not concerned with it. They don't take their musical legacy seriously.

I took my archery lessons. It was really fun to learn something new.

I'm not a vegetarian but I want you to know that my four dogs are safe.

I get pretty impatient with people who are able-bodied but are somehow paralyzed for other reasons.

I have a million acquaintances but just two or three true friends. I can't hide anything from them.

I cried today. I wasn't sad. You showed me beauty that I had only seen in books and dreams. I now see it in you.

I feel safe even in the midst of my enemies; for the truth is powerful and will prevail.