I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I have to stay true to myself.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I preach a Gospel not of despair but of hope for the individual, hope for society, and hope for the world.

The spirit indeed is willing but the flesh is weak.

Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.

To remove ignorance is an important branch of benevolence.

The big will get bigger; the small will get wiped out.

The dream and the film are the juxtaposition of images in order to answer a question.

[The Kochs] they hate big government.

To be a champion you must act like one, act like a champion.

Scrutiny has never scared me because I have had detractors all my life.

Listen to what people say when they are mad, that's when the truth comes out.