I don't like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, 'Oh God, another one bites the dust.'

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The only thing I care about beside my parent is you.#indrani(wifey)

Jarring interests of themselves create the according music of a well-mixed state.

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.

It's very odd, being older, because in a way it's hard to own the past, even.

Men get opinions as boys learn to spell by reiteration chiefly.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

Everybody is a hero in their own story if you just look.

Israel cannot afford to stand against the entire world and be denounced as the aggressor.

Surrendering, letting go of possessiveness, and complete nonattachment-all are synonyms for accumulating merit.

Research shows that the climate of an organization influences an individuals contribution far more than the individual himself.