I don't like hearing that I've lost weight. I like hearing that it looks like I have gained weight?!

Who knows what may lie around the next corner? There may be a window somewhere ahead. It may look out on a field of sunflowers.

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

In my world, even sure bets are not certain; 'Cause you'll get the picture, then find out it's the cropped version.

I loved love til' it resented me, and if it's still a stranger then I love who it pretends to be.

I never cared, I was careless, Fear bein afraid or maybe I'm afraid to be fearless. Or fear bein' fearless but fearful, So even in my carelessness...gotta be careful.

Whatever you goin' through, could always be much worse, Don't make a mistake, mistakin' your blessings for a curse.

There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.

Leave the past in the past, tomorrows not promised and Todays just a gift i guess thats why its the present

Sometimes you gotta stand by your failures to recognize your success

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.

They want me to contain the raging fires within me. They need me to appreciate glowing embers, to understand that even weak flames need to be managed with a lot of careful planning.

I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?

He that can carp in the most eloquent or acute manner at the weakness of the human mind is held by his fellows as almost divine.

I don't have time for a stroke!

Do the dishes while you're cooking.

Americans know very little about social statistics, but I am not sure that it's important that Americans know about social statistics.

Inconstancy is the child of satiety.

The Eucharist is a fire that inflames us, that, like lions breathing fire, we may retire from the altar being made terrible to the devil.

Many are the things that man seeing must understand. Not seeing, how shall he know what lies in the hand of time to come?

I have shot mine arrow o'er the house And hurt my brother.