I don't like it when people dress up like Zim, because they look like Hulks.

Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television.

I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth.

I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so creepy realizing that this person is a lunatic.

I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them. I have fun with however he handles the situation.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

I think the country requires fresh leadership. I do not think I can be the captain to take the country to its next destination.

There is nothing truer than physiognomy, taken in connection with manner.

The longing to be holy makes us weep, and we trust tears since they are made of water and come from our body, a double blessing.

I rarely play a real person, because I don't think I'm a good imitator.

It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.

I would consider directing. I think directing myself would be tough, but I'm definitely interested in directing. I might start off directing a play before I move to a film.

A state of temperance, sobriety and justice without devotion is a cold, lifeless, insipid condition of virtue, and is rather to be styled philosophy than religion.

O time! swift devourer of all created things!

Health is very important to me.

We can do anything we like as long as it is UNIMPORTANT.