I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Discipline your mind to see the good in every situation and look on the best side of every event.

Each person has the right to live his life in any way he chooses so long as he respects the equal rights of others.

There is no loneliness like the loneliness of a dead marriage.

Don't be scared...Women can handle the worst kind of pain. You'll find out one day.

To beat Federer 3 times does not mean anything he is a genius whose hair does not even move when he plays.

I've done illustration on the side. But other than that, comics have been my main things.

Being a mod is more of a sensibility than a style.

When it comes to fashion, I like to see individuality.

Before 20 or 25 employees, most companies are structured with everyone reporting to the founder. It's totally flat.

I don't fall into the physical manifestation of a man of letters. So I guess people assume the scripts are delivered to me under the door.