I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

God is my happy place

Those who would attain to any marked degree of excellence in a chosen pursuit must work, and work hard for it, prince or peasant.

Wrestlers Compete as Individuals, Yet the Sport Builds Comradery Like No Other.

No matter how noble the objectives of a government, if it blurs decency and kindness, cheapens human life, and breeds ill will and suspicion; it is an evil government.

I am pretty self-indulgent.

When it comes to acting, people talk about the suspension of disbelief that you ask of the audience. Before that starts, you have to, as an actor, suspend your own disbelief.

I very much like people. I don't much like writers who don't.

Guys who can't take care of their own women always covet other guys' women

I wish I knew all the answers, how to be perfect, attractive and witty. But I'm just a human being with all the regular faults and it seems no matter how hard I try, I can't change that.