I don't like parties past 2 am. Then it's all losers and weirdos.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

Photographs do not translate from appearances. They quote from them.

Who are you?""No one of consequence.""I must know.""Get used to disappointment.

Faith believes in spite of the circumstances and acts in spite of the consequences.

We all like motorcycles to some degree.

In Eden who sleeps happiest? The serpent.

Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.

Goals achieved with little effort are seldom worthwhile or lasting.

I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.

I just wanted to go play in the big leagues. But possibly playing for the Yankees is very special.

Bell, book and candle shall not drive me back, When gold and silver becks me to come on.