I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.

A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on.

I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.

While the art of printing is left to us science can never be retrograde what is once acquired of real knowledge can never be lost.

At the center of a man's purpose rests the hunger for competition, war, chaos, and calmness. You take it away, there is nothing but a self-reflection of stagnation for him.

There is very little difference in people but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.

You can't figure out the Universe, especially if you're using figures to figure it.

It's nothing to do with us at all, our success is due to the taste of the public.

Those of us who have received Jesus Christ as our Saviour and our Lover and our King already have the Garden of Eden and Paradise restored in our hearts!

I think men have always been afraid of women's sexuality, and the restrictions they put on women testify to that.

One blames politicians, not for inconsistency but for obstinacy. They are the interpreters, not the masters, of our fate. It is their job, in fact, to register the fact accompli.

Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs?

I thought it out this very day, Noon upon the clock, A man may put pretence away Who leans upon a stick, May sing, and sing until he drop, Whether to maid or hag.