I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.

Unless today is well lived, tomorrow is not important.

Remembering is not enough, if it simply hardens hate. Sometimes the hating has to stop.

Only sick music makes money today.

No more prizes for predicting the rain, only prizes for building the arks

Don't ever, ever try to lie to the internet.

Children, behold the Chimpanzee: He sits on the ancestral tree From which we sprang in ages gone.

The church is so big on law but not on the love.

I dance/for the joy of surviving, at the edge of the road.

At the cross, the worst about us-our sins-was laid upon Christ, and the best about Him-His righteousness-was laid upon us.

Without the gospel we hate ourselves instead of our sin.