I don't like the fact that I have to get older so fast, but I like the fact that I'm aging so well.

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

Somehow I think it was declared very early on that I was the - if not the black sheep of the family, not a very good student.

Depressed, anxious, sad, frightened? Yes. But I've never been bored.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?

This is your life. Now go make it the one you've always wanted.

I believe - though I may be wrong, because I'm no expert - that this war is about what most wars are about: hegemony, money, power and oil.

You spend so much of your life basing yourself on what you think other people think of you. Then you realise that maybe one of the purposes of life is not to care.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

What makes divorce happen is that you can't be in the same space any more, for whatever reason - but the love stays. And that's the killer. That's where the vehemence and anger and rage comes from.

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

'Rent' was my first professional job, ever.

As for me, I am deeply a democrat; this is why I am in no way a socialist. Democracy and socialism cannot go together. You can't have it both ways. Socialism is a new form of slavery.

This is what the good guys do. They keep trying. They don't give up

There are yawning gulfs into which large chunks of me have fallen. I do not always know where I am at present.

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.

It's not the size of the house. It's how much love is inside.

Innovation violates tradition--attacks it in public and steals from it in private.

In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pin-striped suits, the best people are bare-assed.

The greatest test of Christianity is the wear and tear of daily life; it is like the shining of silver: the more it is rubbed the brighter it grows.