I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Education is the beautification of the inner world, which in turn help beautifies the outer world we lived in.

Scientific prayer makes God a celestial lab rat, leading to bad science and worse religion.

I've already been married six times in my career as an actress - twice as Becky - so I think a wedding of my own might feel too much like work!

If you try to give an on-the-one-hand-or-the-other- hand answer, only one of the hands tends to get quoted.

We must produce a great age, or see the collapse of the upward striving of our race.

Unknowing ignorance is preferable to informed stupidity.

The woman who can't influence her husband to vote the way she wants ought to be ashamed of herself.

Astrology is the Via Regia to the enchanted cosmos.

I always think everything is going to be my last job so every single day is a gift. This whole life is an accident for me.

We'll look at the japanese launch as a model and aspire to have things go as well as they did over there.