I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

On your life, underestimating the proclivities of finches is likely to lead to great internal hemorrhaging.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

When your best player puts it on the line every day, the other guys can't cut corners

Modern programs must handle Unicode —Python has excellent support for Unicode, and will keep getting better.

The mathematics of rhythm are universal. They don't belong to any particular culture.

I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor.

Well, isn't it splendid & rather toffee?

My philosophy is, 'Show up, shut up, and do your job,' and if you do it to the satisfaction of your director and the public, you're likely to be able to do it again.

Don't wait for someone to green light your project, build your own intersection.

A true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.