I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

It is on the canvass of the darkest storms that the brightest rainbows are painted.

As fire, though one, takes the shape of every object which it consumes, so the Self, though one, takes the shape of every object in which it dwells. (The Upanishads: Breath of the Eternal, pg. 35)

Which do you hate more: breaking your word or dying?""I don't know. I've never done either.

At first when I realized I was a romantic, I was sort of shocked and shamed. But it is true... that the material I work most with is emotion.

All who love have lied.

You must learn to walk to the edge of the light, and then a few steps into the darkness; then the light will appear and show the way before you.

There are important questions about protecting and securing the border, but we don't need to build a wall.

God would first, by this inspiration of his Spirit, have wrought in our hearts that holy love without which none can enter into glory.

[If] there is mercy in nature, it is accidental. Nature is neither kind nor cruel but indifferent.

Why do I get the feeling that if you give me a hard time, I'll tell all of our year-mates your family nickname is Meathead?