I don't like to hurt people, I really don't like it at all. But in order to get a red light at the intersection, you sometimes have to have an accident.

It's my father's legacy. My father's view was that the public is the employer of these government employees and has the right to know what they're up to.

The incestuous relationship between government and big business thrives in the dark.

That's a great team we lost to. It just wasn't our day.

The insurance industry communicates through codes and check-off boxes. If there's no check-off box for you, you don't exist.

I believe our country is strong enough to be criticized.

Indeed, the U.N. is the main Soviet espionage center in this country.

Once an innovation is implemented it is no longer innovative.

I look at the universe and I know there's an architect.

People can always say I don't look impressive enough, but they can't argue over how strong I am once I punch them in the face.

A Writer is Actor, Creator, Director & Producer Of HIS Life. Ask ME anything.

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

Funny always makes the bad things go away.

I'm not the most technically savvy person in the world. Like, I'm not good at troubleshooting when stuff happens to my digital music.

I have confidence in people's basic common sense.

There have been times in my life where I was asked to do things and I didn't feel comfortable with it.

I'm looking for parts that will challenge me comedically. I would love to be on a multicam sitcom one day, kind of like Friends. I love making people laugh and would like to continue to do so!

Love, Love, Love. All you need is love. Love is all you need.

Fuel conservation is a necessity, and I have to be the first person to set the example.