I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Be melting snow.Wash yourself of yourself.

But I can’t . . . I can’t leave anyone to the darkness.

I move that Hillary Clinton be selected as the nominee of the Democratic Party for president of the United States.

This love for everyday things, part natural from the wide eye of Infancy, part a literary calculation

It feels really great to be popular.

Take advantage of this great opportunity in your life to live it well, to be good, to have good works, and to influence other people for good.

I love Diane Keaton's style in 'Annie Hall,' but I like to think my own style is like a cross between 'Annie Hall' and Prince.

Disturbing and intriguing. The Synchronicity Factor is much more than a page-turning thriller, for its remarkable plot is rooted in real science and real history.

People often say 'I live for my art.' Bullshit! If you are given a talent it's to be used. It's not in the private domain.