I don't like weeds! My father made me mow weeds and cut weeds when I was a kid. I've hated weeds ever since I was 12 years old. I'll never go in the weeds! I'll never gonna take you in the weeds.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Money should not be taken above time

God has promised to supply all our needs. What we don't have now, we don't need now.

There are people who are just very, very sniffy and snobby and have always sort of looked down their noses at me.

There’s nothing that you can sell me that can make me happy.

I am not afraid of anything. I am voting for Hillary Clinton because I am excited and enthusiastic.

I'm an old guy. I've been doing this a long time. And I don't hustle and I don't bustle. I have seen the people who hustle and bustle, and they are already gone, at a young age.

Woe to the conquered.

That is a lie. I'm not for wanton violence, I'm for justice.

Marriage is something I'd recommend everyone to try, if you find the right person, of course.

Telling the truth after proper investigation is the height of courage.