I don't live in a fancy neighborhood.

I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong.

I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.

I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for 30 Rock. Some people think were old friends from Second City days. I had always been a fan of Tinas. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.

Honestly, Clary, if you don't start utilizing a bit of your natural feminine superiority I just don't know what I'll do with you.

We are a rather big-headed little species in a vast cosmos which can do without us very well.

I love spicy food, love it. But wasabi is just painful.

That's what in theory differentiates a writer from everyone else. You see and hear more clearly.

I think that all of us are 5-year-olds and we don't want to be embarrassed in the schoolyard.

Economy has frequently nothing whatever to do with the amount of money being spent, but with the wisdom used in spending it.

I guess I should have forgotten about it ages ago, but forgetting isn't something I'm very good at.

Milton, Madam, was a genius that could cut a Colossus from a rock; but could not carve heads upon cherry-stones.

You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.

If you believe that feeling bad will change a past event, then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system.