I don't look for [comedic moments] actually, I just live my life.

I used to coach a lot of hockey. I'd love to be a hockey coach, a bit more of a dramatic role and not comedic. I would go back to my hockey roots, that would be fun.

I think our biggest goal is to laugh.

Relief. Excitement and relief. Relief is definitely the key word.

I never used to be as good, you get better. I've just gotten better and quicker at figuring out the joke.

We don't really have a star system in Canada, so to try and get people to watch your show or stand-up is always a challenge. That's the trick.

There are a lot of people who I look up to. I like what Ricky Gervais does, I also like Ron Howard. It's probably never going to happen, but if I had to pick a couple people, those are two.

A safe army is better than a safe border

What happens to us are tiny matters compare to us response to any situation.

The challenges are illusions, but necessary ones to determine if you can see through them.

Don't walk behind me

I had a guitar sitting around, and it just happened to have four strings on it, and I would sit around watching TV and playing it. I ended up writing bunches of songs around four strings.

In one way, I'm never going to get out of this material world unless it's by His grace but then again, His grace is relative to the amount of desire I can manifest in myself.

Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.

A reader should encounter themselves in a novel, I think.

If I had read as much as other men I would have known no more than they.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.