I don't mean to be funny.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

Most people have to get to a point where they don't have a choice before they'll change something.

Stupidity is a pretence to know unkowns, where as learning is a solution

Some women are just better at knowing what they want, which saves them the trouble of wasting too much time on the wrong guy.

When you speak and your words fall on deaf ears, know that the universe listens.

I ultimately got into robotics because for me, it was the best way to study intelligence.

Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.

The danger from legislative usurpations, which, by assembling all power in the same hands, must lead to the same tyranny as is threatened by executive usurpations.

What a mighty spirit in a narrow bosom. [Ger., Welch' hoher Geist in einer engen Brust.]

While obsession with one’s personal appearance is a sign of being a vacant prat, total oblivion to it is a sign of mental illness.

Christ dwells in that heart most eminently that hath emptied itself of itself.