
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

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This page presents the quote "I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.". Author of this quote is Zach Galifianakis. This quote is about mean, diarrhea, funny, scrabble, only time, gross, humor,.