I don't mean to cast a dark shadow on all your hopes and dreams, except of course I do, because that is who I am. I'm a dream ruiner.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

People who don’t like conflict have an amazing ability to avoid it, even when they know it’s theoretically necessary

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

Do we need a top-flight quarterback? Do human beings need air to breath?

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.

I question not if thrushes sing, If roses load the air; Beyond my heart I need not reach When all is summer there.

I was fascinated by the effects that could be achieved by editing. The cutting room became a magic workshop for me.

If you can keep learning, you can still do your thing, and keep singing or whatever, and still do innovative things.

We love playing music but were too weird to play music.

Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle.