I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.

I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.

Love is the greatest power and it is, if natural, the highest 'invisible food' from the infinite for soul and body.

I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.

The winds are out of breath.

Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.

It is the understanding of others and the awareness of their needs, that the ambassador of CHRIST should strive to cultivate

Teachers learn from their students' discussions

If you're doing a drama that has some comedic elements you can't forget that it's primarily a very serious film that has some light relief.

The best prose is written by authors who see their universe with a poet’s eyes.

Knowledge has the power to help us avoid making bad choices that produce bad results.