I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Freedom is will-power to define my path.

A new dynasty is never founded without a struggle. Blood makes good manure.

...cook him up with some barbecued dog...cook that yellow chump. I'll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.

The First Amendment is not a blanket freedom-of-information act. The constitutional newsgathering freedom means the media can go where the public can, but enjoys no superior right of access.

Every writer must have a chip of ice in his heart.

I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.

Don't stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane.

It may come as a surprise to some academics, but there is a marked relationship between economic power and political power.

Shall we go learn to kiss, to kiss? Never heart could ever miss Comfort, where true meaning is.

Touching souls... The best feeling in the world.