I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

I decry the current tendency to seek patents on algorithms. There are better ways to earn a living than to prevent other people from making use of one's contributions to computer science.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

We categorize as we do because we have the brains and bodies we have and because we interact in the world as we do.

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

In addition the bill would expand an existing law "conscience clause" that protects physician training programs that refuse to provide training for abortion procedures.

We Call Them the Brave who likely were reluctant to be brave.

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

I became so consumed with trying to live up to what the public expected that I lost myself. I don't know of anyone else who can say this

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