I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

I cook rarely, but I've kind of got two or three dishes that I stick to. I do a great sweet potato and lentil curry.

After 'Bridesmaids,' women know who I am.

I grew up among strong women so I know what it's like to be loved and humiliated in a heartbeat.

Being at the genesis of the creative process is definitely something I want to keep doing. It's just such a great buzz.

I definitely enjoy an audience, when I'm performing. As I get older I'm kind of less comfortable at being demonstrative. I always fancied myself as a raconteur, but that never really worked out.

I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or eight, and I don't mind it at all! Kids are great. Kids are the best six-hour experience you can have!

Beyonce is the most amazing woman in the world.

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing.

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever.

I get asked all the time if I want to do more dramatic acting, and I really doubt that dramatic actors get asked if they want to do more comedies. I don't really know why that is.

If deeds are wanting all words appear mere vanity and emptiness.

With enough of us, around the world, we'll not just send a strong message opposing the privatization of knowledge - we'll make it a thing of the past.

The world is not flat, and PCs are not, in the hierarchy of human needs, in the first five rungs.

You can develop the right attitude toward others if you have kindness, love and respect for them, and a clear realization of the oneness of all human beings.

A girl asked me if she could comb my hair. Nobody can comb my hair, I can’t even comb my hair.

Art is about eliminating almost everything in order to focus on the thing that you need to talk about.

Never judge. Step in their shoes.

Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybodys like, Shut up.

All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.