I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

What if Theater was the Pong of the the digital Ping?A place where the live experience has an function?

When you give people so much, you don't have anything left for yourself.

Cezanne, you see, is a sort of God of painting.

Lying is the only art form that the public sanctions and instinctively prefers to reality.

Maybe you had to leave in order to really miss a place; maybe you had to travel to figure out how beloved your starting point was.

All history involves selection, and it is always human beings who do the selecting.

I start where the last man left off. What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind of a man can achieve.

The root of war is fear.

The government of the German Democratic Republic rejects secret policies. It works for the people, and only the people, so it does not need to keep secrets like the warmongers.